I disagree. The encyclopedia can be read over and over again and everytime you learn something new. The more you read it the wiser you get, unless you're a really bad reader.

Also, while you read an exciting and good book the beer will taste so much better and the CD will be even more enjoyable.

this is too funny ......       

u deserve a karma on this   

i totally agree with u ...   

A couple problems with that.

Unfortunately most people aren't as complex or interesting as some people may find the encyclopedia to be. Thus making them easier to tire of.


And an encyclopedia doesn't get heavier and more annoying as time goes on.


Although beer would make either of these things more tolerable

I have learned to wake in the morning telling her im sorry. (for the things i will inevitably say or do to make her mad that day.) after 18 years you tend to slowly figure things out...

Every one should have someone in their life that just makes living happier.

Keep the dream alive Hap. love will find you when you least expect it...






As with relationships.. it depends on if your carrying it alone.

So true

Missed u all...


Haptork killed sAARGe...


To ur home..when her daddy comes with her.. dad he is the lad..



Give and give..Give and give..Give and give..Give and give..Give and give...
bcoz u cant take anything out of her.. no one can..



Eat him


Dont loose ur secrets....


Where one waits forever for nothing....

"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't." Spike Milligan

"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." Sacha Guitry.

"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that." Steve Martin.

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." Groucho Marx

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." Socrates.

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henry Youngman.

"Mom & Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three." Billie Holiday.

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them." Ogden Nash.

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city." George Burns.

"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing." Duane Dewel.

"The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much." Colin Chapman.

"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." Woody Allen

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray.

"The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men." Aristotle.

Propose her once if she denies forget her...
If u will crave it will be compromise with your own ego... its not good since ur image will not be a good one then.

Girls are most difficult things to understand...
As far as i know them,i know only indian girls,
they like ones who are superior to them in every aspect..
And yes one SHE likes MANY to choose from....

But one peculiar thing about indian girls that if u succeed in having some intimate relations with her .. she wont leave u otherwise there is no guarantee...

Are you trying to scare Haptork away forever from his sweet object of passion?

No .....

Girls are the most beutiful things to understand ....

Still wrong..  Girls are the most beautiful things to misunderstand.   

Brilliant!

Still, still wrong... Girls are the most beautiful of things.

Still, still, still wrong .....

Girls are just beutiful ......... Let me say STUNNING ( butt not all )...  


for more precision ..

Not all beutiful (things) are Girls, but all girls are beutiful (things)